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Convincing Her to have a Threesome
Sexual
reality dictates that it's every guy's ultimate fantasy to have two women at the same time, but women don't usually
fantasize about sharing their man with another woman. It's quite a challenge for any guy to make
it happen, and some women will never do it, but any guy's odds will improve with the right
approach.
All women have bisexual tendencies to a varying degree. Most women agree that a
woman's body is much sexier than a man's. What's hard to do is to get a woman to admit she has
fantasized about a lesbian encounter, and even if you get that far you will still run into some
difficulty getting her to agree to a threesome.
Start off by telling her you want to watch her with another woman. The key is to make it
seem like you are not interested in fucking someone else and open the door to a discussion
about lesbian sex. You want having a threesome to be something you do together as a couple, for
her benefit as much as yours.
Tip #1 -
Rent a porno with lots of threesomes and lesbian scenes. Whatever you do, don't fast-forward
through a lesbian scene, even for a few seconds. Yes, you normally fast forward through all kinds
of sex scenes, but remember women don't understand porn at all. If she sees you fast forward
through a lesbian scenes she will come to the conclusion you aren't turned on by it and your only
motive for having a threesome is to have sex with another woman.
Tip #2 -
Let her pick the girl.
Tell her she can choose the other girl and you will only have a veto vote. The odds are she will
pick someone that isn't as good-looking as she is, but women typically have better taste in
woman than men. She won't go too far down the ugly road, after all, she will be having sex with
her too.
Tip #3 -
The experience is for both of you.
Be sincere about it being for both of you. Describe how you think it may feel for her to have her
pussy and tits licked at the same time. Avoid any references to you getting pleasure from both of
them at the same time. If she says anything about you wanting your cock sucked by two women,
don't deny it (that's too obvious), but say you are more interested in seeing her with another
woman. Even offer to not touch the other girl at all.
If you manage to convince her to try a threesome there are some rules you will have to
remember if you ever want it to happen again.
Rule #1. -
Always pay more attention to your woman.
Rule #2. -
After you're done, never talk about how sexy you thought the other girl was on her own. Only talk
about how sexy the situation was and how sexy they looked together. Make sure that your
girlfriend is the center of any story and refer to the other women as being more of a catalyst than
an active participant.
Rule #3. -
Never tell your friends about your sexual adventures. What happens in the bedroom stays in the
bedroom, unless of course your friends are local swingers.
Here are some common excuses that women will come up with for not have a
threesome.
Excuse #1 -
I don't know if I will like having sex with another woman.
Let her go solo. She may be afraid to try it the first time with you. She's worried if she tries a
threesome and doesn't like it she will feel pressured to do it again, and then have more concerns
that you only want to do it to have sex with another woman. The odds are if she does have a
lesbian affair she will like it and this is one hurdle that you have overcome.
Excuse #2 -
It will have a lasting negative effect on our relationship.
There is nothing you can say to counter this argument. Only actions will make this one go away.
Even if you think your girlfriend is gorgeous you can guarantee there is at least one thing she
doesn't like about her body. She is afraid you will pick someone who has a better butt (or
whatever she feels her flaw is) and decide you like the other girl better. Only when she feels
secure you love her and want her above anyone else will she consider a threesome.
Here are some of the ways to make her believe that you only want her.
1. Never insult the way your girlfriend or wife looks. Always tell her she is beautiful and
sexy. If she isn't then at least play up her good features and never mention her bad ones.
2. Don't gawk at women on the street or on TV. Women immediately look at the girl to see
what feature is nicer on her and assume it is what you like the best.
3. Be romantic and make her believe you have eyes only for her.
4. If your girlfriend is the type of person that points out women to you, make sure that you
find something negative about that girl and say that your girlfriend looks better. HINT: If the girl is
thinner then your girlfriend, say that she doesn't have enough meat on her bones.
Excuse #3 -
If you get a threesome with two women, I get a threesome with two men.
This may be a deal breaker. The whole two guys and a girl thing is kind of gay. Just the idea of
being in the same room with another naked guy can make some men loose their erection. Plus a
lot of guys suffer from stage fright.
Call her bluff. Most women do not like the idea of having sex with two men. It's a porno
scenario. If she doesn't like anal sex you can deter her from using this argument by claiming her
ass in a double penetration scenario. Remind her that doing a threesome with two women isn't
for your benefit, it's for her. You just want to see her with another woman.
Excuse #4 -
We can't find another woman without looking like freaks.
Women do not like people knowing what goes on in their bedroom, especially if it can be looked
down upon. You may have one of her friends in mind but it is unlikely she will ever get the
courage to ask her. Your chances are much better if you tell her that there are ways to find a
woman without anyone knowing or thinking you're weird. Use an Internet dating service to find
the right woman. They have millions of members all over the world that are looking for new
experiences and new partners. Have fun going through the database together checking out
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1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.
2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
3) What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist? No one to talk to during orgasm.
8) What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's ass? A mechanic.
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12) The three words most hated by men during sex: "Are you in?"
13) The three words women hate to hear when having sex: "Honey, I'm home!"
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